We Have Arrived!

Welcome, welcome, all you gentle peoples! And all you not gentle peoples. You know, the people who are total ass holes, welcome to you too! Yes, welcome to The Four Lenses, a blog all about whatever the hell we feel like posting. This is pretty much just going to contain anything we happen to post, which will largely contain various reviews and some topics we feel we want to discuss, such as the dichotomy of good and evil, high tech versus classic, wheat versus white, stuff like that. And of course, every thing will be peppered with our signature rapier wit and classy rhetoric. So, with that out of the way, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Tyler, and my comedic timing is flawless. Whether it be a well placed sound effect or a witty comeback, my words are solid gold, when I can think of them. We will be posting every now and again, and we might be joined by a few friends along the way, who will be introduced as they appear, much like video game characters. A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! Allow me to introduce my good friend and colleague. I'm sorry, did I say friend and colleague? I meant an ass I am forced to spend time with, his name is Mason. Much as I hate to admit it, he isn't all bad, but god forbid you try and get into a debate with him. It doesn't matter what he actually thinks about the situation, he'll just bend all of his willpower to poking holes in everything you say. Between us, there are four lenses, lenses used to refine sight and knowledge to levels incomprehensible by your most likely feeble mind. Yes, we are complete and total geniuses and you will hang on our every word! Muahahahahahahaha!